What you said is not what I heard


I love the way my brain (or lack of a brain) works sometimes. I love went someone tells me something that was meant to be one way, but in my head it gets all twisted up into something completely different (most of the time with an adult over tone). I pride myself on this. If anything it’s very entertaining.

Last night I was having a lovely conversation with a very good friend. I would like to share a small quote that she said me to last night. “Its smells kind of funny, but tastes good… Just don’t smell it.” Now with that said, understand that she didn’t mean what you filthy minded people are thinking. I, much like you, thought the same thing while I was in this conversation. However, we were talking about diets, fruit, and dry fruits. This quote was supposed to be about dried papaya, but that’s not what I heard.

Sometimes this kind of thinking gets me in trouble, but I don’t care. It’s well worth it. I’ll do damn near anything to make myself laugh.

  1. #1 by Anonymous on February 22nd, 2006

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS ME!!!!!

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