I’m planning to hit the road on another trip this weekend. Every time before I travel my stomach gets all pissed off at me. Unbelievably pissed off at me. This morning I sent a mass text message to a few friends. I got a few replies, but one in particular is just too good not to share. So ladies… You may not want to read passed this point.
Me: I hate being in an echoy bathroom at work with a case of the farty shits.
Friend: I always have farty shits.
Me: Yea, but you have a broken cornhole.
Friend: True. Its like a balloon with a hole in it. You blow through it and it just doesn’t inflate.
I let out one big “HA!” when I read that at work, and everyone looked at me. Then I had to try and squeeze so not to piss my pants. I was still laughing hard on the inside. I could almost hear the loose booty sound in my head.