I guess today is National Doughnut Day, and Kim just happened to know that little fact. It doesn’t surprise me. He’s a wealth of knowledge. He just happened to bring in 3 dozen doughnuts too. When I got to work there was a maple bar sitting atop of a refreshing container of milk. So I didn’t get to send any extra ransom notes. I’m a little bummed out about that, but I’ll live. Kim took it all in stride, and of course he knew it was me. It was a good laugh for many people. Everyone was watching my every move yesterday asking me why I was packaging Kim’s beef. After explaining most people just shook their heads and walked off.
Because I’m an honest cownapper I returned the cow promptly. I set it next to the box of doughnuts with a few extra balls of foil.
Good times. Good times indeed. I wonder who I can mess with next. It’s going to be hard to top this one. I mean I blind folded the cow for the ransom photo for pete sakes!
#1 by theKirkness on June 6th, 2008
wow thats cool. my office sucks.