A couple of months ago I was relocated to a new desk at work. My co-worker Kim has been walking past me and throwing balls of aluminum foil at me ever since. I’ve been collecting all of the foil balls in my desk and haven’t really known what to do with them. The other day it hit me. Kim collects cows. Kim has a cow farm on his desk. I have an ASSLOAD of aluminum foil saved. Aluminum foil + Kim’s Cow = One hell of a good time!
I wrapped every cow on Kim’s desk with his used aluminum foil.
I even did the one on a pen.
Then I stole a stuffed cow and left a ransom note. The cow I stole sits on a box filled with Atomic Fireballs. He loves Atomic Fireballs.
I’ll keep you updated on if I get my Doughnut.
#1 by Alecto on June 6th, 2008
don’t forget to send periodic ransom notes suggesting that his cownapped cow may or may not be experiencing some level of personal cow violation…