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WikiHow had a great How To yesterday. “How to be hot“. Sweet! Now I can see if I’m hot in 4 easy steps! Lets take a look.

1) Look mature: “…Facial hair can help.” (Yep! I got that!)
2) Be cool: “Someone who’s hot isn’t usually hyper, or nervous.” (Check and Check!)
3) Show off your body: “Stick out your chest and throw your shoulders back.” (You KNOW I strut my stuff!)
4) Think enticing, not innocent or squeaky clean: “…you’d probably think of the rock star as hot…” (Who’s your favorite wanna be rock star?!?!)

I AM hot! I’m not sure how I could get through life without wikiHow giving me such good life tips.