Archive for March, 2009
Itchy Jade pt. 2
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on March 31st, 2009
The vet thought jade got bit by a spider. They gave an a shot with a mix of benidryl and steroids. They also said I should monitor her throughout the day, so I stayed home and made sure she was breathing ok.
She’s looking fine now, and seems back to normal. We’re still not sure if it was the new bed or not. We’ll wash it and try it again in a week or so.
Itchy Jade
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on March 31st, 2009
We woke up to find hives all over Jade. The only thing different in the last 24 hours is a new bed for the living room. She laid in it for a couple hours last night, Its your typical polyester/cotton blend. Not sure if that caused the problem. We gave her Benadryl, but that hasn’t seamed to work. I gave her a bath using oatmeal shampoo per the Vet Tech’s orders, and still no relief. Jade has a vet appointment at 8:40 this morning. I hope they can figure out what’s caused this
Disneyland 2009
Posted by jim in Photo Blog, travel, Vacation on March 30th, 2009
Friday morning we woke up around 4:30am to get ready for our 7:30an flight, drove to the parking lot, got on a shuttle, stood in amazingly long line, waited for our flight, and flew to John Wayne airport. Molly knew we were going to California, but she thought we were going to visit my Dad. It was hard keeping the secret. Patricia and I almost blew the surprise 50 times. On the shuttle ride from the airport to the hotel we decided to tell Molly about Disneyland because everyone on the shuttle was talking about it. She was very happy.
We had 3 day park hopper passes, but wanted to use them Sat – Mon. So, Friday we walked to Disneyland to cruse around Downtown Disneyland for some shopping. Walking there was GREAT! The hotel said there were 1.5 blocks away… Blocks my ass! It was miles, not blocks. 3 miles round trip. That night we met up with Patricia’s friends Steve and Mel. They were funny. We had a great time.
Saturday we did Disneyland. We did my favorite ride first, Space Mountain. That was a painful experience. The seats have changed, or I have grown (gotten fat), because I had to wedge myself in. My ass didn’t even touch the seat. The lap bar only did one click down, and as we started to go up the first ramp I started to panic. I pulled down as hard as I could. The lap bar clicked again. That click was wonderful and painful. My nuts got smashed even harder, but now I didn’t fear I was going to fall out. Anywho, we did all the other normal Disneyland crap that day.
Sunday we met my buddy Mike and his new GF Ali for breakfast. It was good seeing him, but it made me a little home sick. Ali was great. I approve of her. While at breakfast it poured rain. We were lucky. It didn’t rain the rest of our day. We went to California Adventure and did all the normal things there too.
Monday we did both Disneyland and California Adventure. We rode the Tower of Terror. That’s my new favorite ride. It’s not often my fat ass gets lifted out of my seat! That night we were supposed to meet up with Sandi and crew. Things happened and we weren’t able to meet her wife, and oldest son, but we got to meet Sandi and her youngest son. We went to Dave & Buster’s. Sandi kicked my ass at a basketball game, proving home much I suck at basketball. She has photo proof of her kicking my ass. Maybe she’ll send the photo so I can post it and publicly humiliate myself a little more.
Monday we had an afternoon flight home. We got breakfast, check out of the room, and hung by the pool until the shuttle came.
We had a great trip. I wish our vacation was longer. Here’s some photos. I’m not sure if the new photo blog format works well when telling a story like this. I tried to put them in order though.
Enjoy!
- Waiting for a shuttle
- Jimbo + Bored in the airport + Molly’s Toys = Oh dear
- 7:30am Flight
- Jags don’t come Jimbo Sized
- Space Mountain
- Fantasmic
- Pixar Parade
- Soarin’ Over California
- Jumpin’ Jellyfish
- All Aboard!
- Tower of Terror
- Dinner with Blogger Sandi and son.
- Sandi’s loot.
- Grizzly River Run
- Molly’s Kitchen
- Jolly Rancher Soda?!
- Pool Signs
Slim Jim 3/25/09
Posted by jim in Weight Loss on March 26th, 2009
I’m ok with this. I gained a pound. BUT! I’ve been on vacation, and I weighed in mid day. I usually weigh in first thing in the morning before eating or drinking anything. So, in my eyes I lost or stayed the same this week. We’ll see what happens next week.
Yelp.com ROTD #3 – Saucy Jewelry
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on March 20th, 2009
One of my reviews on Yelp was selected as the Review Of The Day. Go check it out at http://yelp.com/portland.
Sorry if this blog look weird. I’m using a new iPhone app to do it.
Something for you to look at while I’m gone
Posted by jim in Photo Blog on March 19th, 2009
We’re going to Disneyland this weekend, so here are some photos to entertain you.
- Innocent?
- Pimped Ride
- WTF?! A Spoon?!
- Nice Hat!
- Shadows Will Kill You!
- Homeless Fat Guy’s Dream
- Coffee and Tamales
- Corny Ankle
- Starbucks Kitty
- Dog Piss
- Fred Meyer Arial View
- Back 3/27/09
American Idol – I HATES HIM!
It’s hard to admit, but I watch American Idol. I think any aspiring singer/song writer does. With that said… I HATES (Plural, because a singular hate isn’t good enough) Adam Lambert. I dislike his stage performances and his screechy vocals. What the hell did he do to Johnny Cash’s song?! Simon was 100% correct (as usual).
So far this year I’m voting for Danny Gokey, Allison Iraheta and Scott Macintyre.
Alexis Grace and Megan Joy are good too, but not one of my favorites.
Slim Jim 3/18/09
Posted by jim in Weight Loss on March 18th, 2009
Down 2.5lbs this week! Just 3.5lbs to go to get back down to my lowest point before the holidays. I hope I can keep it off this next week while in Disneyland. Maybe all of the walking will really help. Only time will tell.
Do anyone are you guys blog about your weight loss? I’d like to see what you’re doing. Post a link in the comments so I can have a peek.
Here’s the graph.
Things NOT to do while pooping!
Do NOT! I repeat. Do NOT run in place while pooping. Running in place while pooping is really just going to make things messier. Although you think your saving time by multitasking, your really wasting time by creating more clean up. Heaven forbid if you have a hairy ass. You could be there all damn day wiping your soon to be irate cornhole. If you must flex your multitasking muscle, do yourself a favor, and pick up a dumbbell. Doing a few curls couldn’t hurt.
Cat’s Away, Mice Will Play
Posted by jim in Humor, Photo Blog, Work Time Antics on March 13th, 2009
Our boss has been out of the office for the last two days, so we (mostly me) came up with a little prank. I like to call it the “Cup and Marble Maneuver”. Here are the steps I took to pull it off.
- I went to the dollar store and bought a bunch of paper cups
- Went to 2 other stores looking for a bag of marbles. Old fashion marbles are hard to find it the age of electronic toys. I even contemplated using gum balls.
- I filled one cup with marbles, placed a piece of paper on it, flipped it upside down, placed it on the desk and pull the piece of paper out from under it.
- Placed the remaining cups around her cube (There is still some cups in her drawer that she hasn’t found).
- Sat down at my desk and thought that she might get suspicious that all of the cups were empty, and start testing them to see if one was filled with something. (Maybe I was over paranoid.)
- Had a powwow with my teammates about what I should hide in the other cups.
- Print off a bunch of clean SFW jokes.
- Cut the sheet of jokes into individual jokes.
- Fold up the jokes and randomly place them under the cups.
- Wait for boss lady to come back on Friday.
This worked GREAT! She was surprised and over analyzed it. She questioned “Why cups? Did I leave my cup somewhere?” Then she moved a cup and found a joke and laughed. Moved some more cups and found more jokes. Soon she was lifting the cups up like a mad woman, and BAM! The marbles crashed to the desk and floor. SUCCESS!
Man I love a good prank. Happy Friday!
- The set up
- Cup Placement
- Cup Placement 2
- Cup Placement 3
- She Spilled the Marbles
- The Clean Up



































