Do not eat a granola bar, or anything else for that mater, while pooping. Yes, it seams like a great idea. You get you show off your highly effective multitasking capability by showing how you can replenish what you use, but the risk of e coli poisoning is far to great.
So do yourself a favor and leave you tasty treats in the kitchen
#1 by kirk on March 2nd, 2009
i cant eat in the shitter because when i poop it reminds me that the poop i’m shitting out used to be the food i’m eating. so it kind of makes me feel like i’m eating undigested shit.