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Things NOT to do while pooping!


Do NOT! I repeat. Do NOT run in place while pooping. Running in place while pooping is really just going to make things messier. Although you think your saving time by multitasking, your really wasting time by creating more clean up. Heaven forbid if you have a hairy ass. You could be there all damn day wiping your soon to be irate cornhole. If you must flex your multitasking muscle, do yourself a favor, and pick up a dumbbell. Doing a few curls couldn’t hurt.

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  1. #1 by cap'n cook on April 11th, 2011

    what, no picture of you running in place?

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