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Itchy Jade
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on March 31st, 2009
Itchy Jade
We woke up to find hives all over Jade. The only thing different in the last 24 hours is a new bed for the living room. She laid in it for a couple hours last night, Its your typical polyester/cotton blend. Not sure if that caused the problem. We gave her Benadryl, but that hasn’t seamed to work. I gave her a bath using oatmeal shampoo per the Vet Tech’s orders, and still no relief. Jade has a vet appointment at 8:40 this morning. I hope they can figure out what’s caused this
Yelp.com ROTD #3 – Saucy Jewelry
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on March 20th, 2009
One of my reviews on Yelp was selected as the Review Of The Day. Go check it out at http://yelp.com/portland.
Sorry if this blog look weird. I’m using a new iPhone app to do it.
Google Keyword Search
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on March 12th, 2009
Ever since Kirk blogged about his Google keywords I wished I had good keyword searches for my blog. My key words have been kinda boring. Things like “jimbo anderson blog”. Real entertaining. no? I guess I’ve posted some better blog topics, because I’ve suddenly gotten some funny keyword searches. Here’s a list of my new blog’s keyword searches.
- janderson.net
- janderson blog
- exceeding weight on wii fit
- netblog janderson
- photoblog
- things to do while pooping
- things to look at while pooping
- what to do while pooping
- wii fit weight limit hack
I just found that interesting. Probably boring to you. Oh well.
Things that make you feel good inside
Posted by jim in Uncategorized, Work on March 11th, 2009
I’m not a real father, but I play one on TV in real life. I pick Molly up from her after school care 3 times a week every other week because of Patricia’s work schedule. Some nights she gets off of work after the after school care place closes. Last night was one of those night’s. Molly asked, as she does every time I pick her up, “Where’s my mama?”. I said “She’s working late today. Remember, She walked you to school this morning?”
On the drive home Molly always asks about dinner. SURPRISE! She wants to go out to eat.She always wants to go out to eat. I inform her that we already have stuff at home to cook. She then asks “Do you remember that time we went and got pizza that one time when it was just you and me, and my mom was at work?” I said “Yea?” She continued “That was the most fun I ever had with you.” What’s a guy supposed to say to that? I no longer wanted to cook dinner. I wanted to go out to dinner after hearing that, but I told her that maybe tomorrow we could go out to dinner just the two of us.
Tonight is one of the nights I pick her up. I think we’ll hit up Applebee’s. It’s her favorite, I like some things there too, and Patricia hates it. So, its a good opportunity to go. It sounds like I set the bar pretty high on the fun meter last time. I hope I can live up to expectations. Wish me luck!
Things NOT to do while pooping!
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on March 2nd, 2009
Do not eat a granola bar, or anything else for that mater, while pooping. Yes, it seams like a great idea. You get you show off your highly effective multitasking capability by showing how you can replenish what you use, but the risk of e coli poisoning is far to great.
So do yourself a favor and leave you tasty treats in the kitchen
Upgraded my blog software.
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on February 16th, 2009
I just updated my blog software for the first time. Everything seams ok to me, but please let me know if you find any bugs.
Baconiz Me!
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on February 6th, 2009
Patricia’s sister sent a her a link with my blog baconized. Who doesn’t love bacon? This is why I posted the link in my side bar. Have a look. Its great fun.
I’m smokin’!… or something.
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on February 3rd, 2009
WikiHow had a great How To yesterday. “How to be hot“. Sweet! Now I can see if I’m hot in 4 easy steps! Lets take a look.
1) Look mature: “…Facial hair can help.” (Yep! I got that!)
2) Be cool: “Someone who’s hot isn’t usually hyper, or nervous.” (Check and Check!)
3) Show off your body: “Stick out your chest and throw your shoulders back.” (You KNOW I strut my stuff!)
4) Think enticing, not innocent or squeaky clean: “…you’d probably think of the rock star as hot…” (Who’s your favorite wanna be rock star?!?!)
I AM hot! I’m not sure how I could get through life without wikiHow giving me such good life tips.
Needs some inspiration?
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on January 13th, 2009
A friend once told me I was the strongest person they knew. That I didn’t let things get my down or get in my way. My reply was that it wasn’t about being strong. It’s about how your recover. I can’t control the cards that have been dealt to me, but I can control how I play them. This guys says the same thing. Only better. I hope you enjoy the video.
Sometimes we all need a reminder on how to make lemonade.
Yelp.com ROTD #2 – The Original Pancake House
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on January 2nd, 2009
Again my phone buzzed several times last night notifying me of emails. After a quick sleepy eyed look I saw it was from Yelp. I assumed the compliments were people saying “Happy New Year!” One of the Three said that, but the other too were congratulations of my second Review Of The Day. I guess people liked my review of The Original Pancake House.
If you’re a yelper too, then add me as a friend.