janderson.net/blog » Humor http://janderson.net/blog My life. My words... Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:56:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Hey Kirk!!! Jack’s back!!! Jack’s back!!! http://janderson.net/blog/2009/03/hey-kirk-jacks-back-jacks-back/ http://janderson.net/blog/2009/03/hey-kirk-jacks-back-jacks-back/#comments Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:31:35 +0000 jimbizzle http://janderson.net/blog/?p=717 After I read Kirk’s blog yesterday I was depressed about Jack’s death, but then I saw this!

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Last time I “in bed”ed my fortune I didn’t chuckle. Instead I swallowed hard, and hoped that this fortune, like all of its predecessors, would be untrue. My fortune read “Things are not always what them seem. It’s not that bad!”

Lets “in bed” that bad boy. “Things are not always what them seem. It’s not that bad in bed!” WHAT?! Things are not what the seam in bed? EFF THAT! What a crappy fortune! I want a refund! Or at least a do over!

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