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Things NOT to do while pooping!
Do NOT! I repeat. Do NOT run in place while pooping. Running in place while pooping is really just going to make things messier. Although you think your saving time by multitasking, your really wasting time by creating more clean up. Heaven forbid if you have a hairy ass. You could be there all damn day wiping your soon to be irate cornhole. If you must flex your multitasking muscle, do yourself a favor, and pick up a dumbbell. Doing a few curls couldn’t hurt.
Things NOT to do while pooping!
Posted by jim in Uncategorized on March 2nd, 2009
Do not eat a granola bar, or anything else for that mater, while pooping. Yes, it seams like a great idea. You get you show off your highly effective multitasking capability by showing how you can replenish what you use, but the risk of e coli poisoning is far to great.
So do yourself a favor and leave you tasty treats in the kitchen
Things NOT to do while pooping
Do not fill out Valentine cards while pooping, unless its for the people you hate.