janderson.net/blog » Things NOT to do while pooping http://janderson.net/blog My life. My words... Sun, 02 Oct 2011 13:21:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Things NOT to do while pooping! http://janderson.net/blog/2009/03/things-not-to-do-while-pooping-3/ http://janderson.net/blog/2009/03/things-not-to-do-while-pooping-3/#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:26:31 +0000 jim http://janderson.net/blog/?p=783 Do NOT! I repeat. Do NOT run in place while pooping. Running in place while pooping is really just going to make things messier. Although you think your saving time by multitasking, your really wasting time by creating more clean up. Heaven forbid if you have a hairy ass. You could be there all damn day wiping your soon to be irate cornhole. If you must flex your multitasking muscle, do yourself a favor, and pick up a dumbbell. Doing a few curls couldn’t hurt.

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So do yourself a favor and leave you tasty treats in the kitchen

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